donkey crook

best person ever,youre shmoop,kinda person youd give an egg to or get spam single from,an angel or perfect being,beautiful cool chick

my donkey crook keeps pinchin me and took my wallet

by mr potato shmoop October 11, 2009

Donkey Kong

An Ape with a Extremely large penis, or an Fictional character getting forced to blow someone off

"She looks so hot in game! I'd so give her the Donkey Kong"

by A Honest researcher January 23, 2018

Flogging the Donkey

Winning at Poker. Specifically, placing in the money in poker tournaments where the competitors are collectively called "donkeys".

Girl: So what do you do?
Dude: Oh, I'm usually flogging the donkey every night...I'm netting about 120k.

by SupaSmallBalls III August 19, 2011

donkey bone

The soft, fleshy part of the penis. The term is rheotorically used when someone wants to feel your penis. They often gets sexually appealing and begins to copulate.

Your donkey bone is quite soft and sensitive

by ziggy mcstal May 13, 2015

horrible donkey

The act of blowing all the snot out of your nose and just letting it sit there.

I was hiking and didn't have a tissue, so I just did a Horrible Donkey.

by Cherylla Kay March 17, 2013

chowder donkey

Is a short pudgy troll looking person. Has a body that resembles a pubescent boy. Lives off a steady diet of processed garbage, and will steal co -.workers parking spots just because to goddamn lazy to walk. Quoted as saying ill do as little as possible just enough to keep my job.

That chowder donkey stole my damn parking spot again at work.

by luigi gnome October 30, 2013

mammoth donkey

Large posterior, large backside, or a fat ass.

Look at the mammoth donkey on that hoe.

by donkeyhonky May 21, 2018