Swab-Donkey

A Swab-donkey is a term often used to describe a rectal papsmear. Often used with Prostate check-ups.

Timmy :- Hey man, I'm going for a swab-donkey today!!
Tybalt :- Uhmmm WHAT THE FUCK!!!!

by Swab-donkey boy March 25, 2009

Donkey doodle

A turd that just specifically stands out from other dookies you’ve produced before.

Girlfriend; your farts don’t even smell that bad
Boyfriend; that’s not true, not when I take a donkey doodle.

by Rentmore March 20, 2023

Donkey kiss

When someone who is kissing you and overlaps their lips on top of yours and basically engulfs your lips with theirs, often at times sliming you with their saliva.

My date was such a bad kisser, he kept donkey kissing me. It was just nasty.

by Pseudo-smith June 17, 2018

Ghost Donkey

A sexual action in which one partner kicks the other in the middle of the act, and then exits the room yelling “yee-haw!”

“I totally ghost donkeyed that hot dude from the bar last night!”

by Fleuradiaz June 09, 2021

donkey disnogafa

a word used to randomly interject into a dead coversation.

origin: unknown, means nothing but sounds weird

1(during silent elevator trip)
Guy: "DONKEY DISNOGAFA"
Everyone else: get off at the next floor just to get away from him

2 You're a little donkey disnogafa

by Fluffy McNubNubs January 10, 2008

Donkey Kong

A dumb stupid gorilla that is going to be extinct soon if he is not taken to a zoo in the Mushroom Kingdom

Donkey Kong: hooo hooo hooo!
Explorer: Huh!

by InterstateDriver January 22, 2019

Donkey Kong

A heavy fisted and heavy footed imbecile who throws everything. Often seen sporting an iPhone with a broken screen and destroys toys intended for children as a result of drunken antics or likes to rip out guitar strings without failure.

Jesus, press the brake pedal softly in this jeep, you're being a right donkey Kong.

by MikeSimpson1985 September 08, 2018