Jake Patchel

A miserable, fat piece of shit that never gets anything done, a slob

Guy 1: “Do you see Jake Patchel over there?”
Guy 2: “Yeah i hate him he’s such a slob”

by not johnson February 20, 2020

Jake Porter

Mystery man, he probably doesn't exist. One day we may hope he begins to exist again.

"Where is Jake Porter?"
"He doesn't exist man..."

by ShankOrWank June 05, 2020

Jake O

Jake is literally the best person you could ever hope to meet, he’s the funniest, nicest, cutest, most adorable, smartest, honest(est?), talented (did I say cute already?) bestest boyo in the world. He’s always up for late night talks even if they get s u p e r TMI, there is nothing he won’t talk about. Not only is he the best boyfriend but also the most encouraging and supportive friend, not to mention a

m a s s i v e c o c k .

once you meet him you literally can’t live without him.

Guy 1: Who’s that cute guy over there?? he’s SUPER nice!!
Guy 2: Oh that must be Jake O
Guy 1: I’m definitely asking him out!

by BiTæ April 20, 2021

Jake Baldwin

A Rich Bitch who doesn't know nothing. He owns an expensive boat but calls himself redneck. Buys a lifted tahoe but doesn't mud in it.

Jake Baldwin, what an idiot.

by Witchgirl01 December 05, 2018

the Jake feeling

Knowing when you're right based on statistical facts, but Joey insisting that he is still right.

the Jake feeling is maddening.

by theJakefeeling November 28, 2011

jake sands

a little midget that goes to knole academy and gets the Mickie taken of him and he is soooo annoying that he would throw things at you and the more you say stop the more he carries on

jake sands is soooo annoying

by George pig July 06, 2018

jake sands

a annoying little midget that talks rubbish everyday and pi***s you off 24-7

Jake sands is annoying and small

by George pig July 06, 2018