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Tighter than a crab's ass

This is an insulting and derogatory description for somebody who is very, very cheap. It's believed that crab's asses are rather compact, so someone tighter than a crab's ass is about as selfish/cheap/greedy as it gets.
Jake: Bill by the way, what did you leave our waiter?
Bill: 15%.
Jake: Christ Bill you're tighter than a crab's ass. I have to stop eating with you if you're going to embarrass me like that again in public. That poor waiter worked his ass off you cheap fuck.
by Space Wrangler August 24, 2021
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wetter than an otter's pocket

when I see that fucker I get wetter than an otter's pocket
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Most pretty, smart, intelligent and better than anyone in the world (including Batery) girl

Aka better than Batery 💅
Most pretty, smart, intelligent and better than anyone in the world (including Batery) girl: I am the Most pretty, smart, intelligent and better than anyone in the world (including Batery) girl
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Than

Than is a word used to descride how much you've been sucking.
guy Hey what's up
girl I've been Thaning a lot of guys these days
guy Are u not happy about that?
girl What should that mean!
guy Again her pussy is fuming
by Joe is Tall June 21, 2021
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More Not Than Often

1. The opposite of More Often Than Not.

2. When something does not happen often
Wojak: "How often does CNN report real news?"
Chad: "More Not Than Often"
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Bigger than average

Steve's head is bigger than average
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