The Surprise Jizz Theory (SJT) Is when you close your eyes before you ejaculate, and spin, run, etc. around and when you're done, you open them, and see what you jizzed on. It could be your Carpet, TV, Girlfriend, or even your Cat!
Jack: Dude! I used the SJT yesterday, and it got all over my dog's face. He was pissed!
Steve: What's the SJT?
Jack: Surprise Jizz Theory.
Steve: What's the SJT?
Jack: Surprise Jizz Theory.
by jizzyjizzer July 27, 2008
the extra french fries, wedges, or onion rings that aren't in your fry container and you find at the bottom of the bag when you order fast food
by hardhitr3 August 12, 2009
by Rawnuts69 July 28, 2023
A girl who concieves her first born on prom night. Her date remembered the corsauge,but forgot the protection.
The quarterback got a real shock on graduation day,when his cheerleader girlfriend told him she was eight weeks pregnant!! You can say he got a real Prom Night Surprise!!
by RTBSTRD November 03, 2013
The act of retaining a concoction of corn syrup and black food coloring in one's rectum moments or sometimes hours before performing anal sex; terrifying the penetrator.
Yeah, my girlfriend is way too devoted to Halloween, man. She even pulled Cthulhu's Sticky Surprise on me. I had ants in my apartment for weeks.
by Dunkeroo November 30, 2019
I was getting ready for bed, brushed my teeth but vicki was feeling horny, so i gave her a mint ring surprise before i stuck it in her clam.
by Stoned dog guy August 19, 2023
An extra point awarded for each ginger child appearing in photographs submitted for a scavenger hunt.
Though they had finished last in the hunt itself, the Surprise Ginger Bonus propelled them to the top.
by Bonus_Collector June 16, 2010