Slam my ham

Basically masturbation.

Yo bro hold up just gonna slam my ham.

by FappyCumCookie March 03, 2017

Beat up that ham

Male-female vaginal intercourse.

I’m too tired to type after sex ‘cuz I just beat up that ham.

by Best Gayest Dad December 31, 2017

go ham and cheese

go hard as a motherfucker when you eat

"im so hungry im about to go ham and cheese in this bitch"

by ham n cheesing December 19, 2013

Turkey Ham Sandwich

A great sandwich for when your on the run.

Includes:
2+ slices of turkey ham
2+slices of cheese
2-3 slices of bread dependent upon double decker

joe: I love my turkey ham sandwich
bob: what type of cheese did you put on it
joe: cheddar
bob: next time try pepperjack

by user_rule March 11, 2009

throwing the ham javelin

the act of masturbation

I developed my strong grip by throwing the ham javelin.

by mikedinghy September 21, 2006

moldy ham sandwich

Used to define vagina that is very nasty or stanky or is in very bad need of a douche, usually for girls that are hoes

Yo I saw Maddie Lee's nudes, that shit was a moldy ham sandwich

Sam hooked up with this chick yesterday but oh boi did she have a moldy ham sandwich, I could smell that shit as soon as she walked in, it was liked bein slapped with a tilapia

by COnDoMTEnt November 19, 2015

illinois ham sandwich

The act of a gay man taking a piece of white bread, placing his penis and balls on top of it and spreading mustard or mayo on top of it, than taking another piece of white bread and placing it on top. Than inviting another gay man to chew upon it gently while sucking the condiments off. This must be performed in illinois for the full effect to take place.

Gay man: 'God Josh gave me a DELICIOUS sandwich last night!

Friend: An illinois ham sandwich?!?!

Gay man: " OH YES!!!

by ballsack224 January 06, 2010