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Kill a spider

I will be right there, I need to "kill a spider"
by Hammertime20 July 16, 2020
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Spider Dog

When a woman hops on a dick and it's too thick it peels, making it look like a spider.
Yeah dude becky gave me a spider dog last night it was awful
by spiderdog444 October 29, 2018
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spider

a spider a male who ejaculates in a female ass whole and it swerves around like a spider as she screams that's so nice
OH YES DADDY SEV DO A SPIDER MEEEEEEEE, THAT'S SO NICE MAYBE ADD SOME URINE WARM MY COLD BODY UP SINCE YOUR COCK IS ALSO HELPING WITH THAT.
by sev is senpai 420 69 September 26, 2020
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mom spider

old bitch that is granny's daughter and also the mother of fuckdrina she is a huge ass spider that roams the spider cellar fuck her
by you don't know me probably yes January 18, 2024
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Spider Man!!

A "Spider Man!!" is when you are having sex with someone, doggy style. When you're about to cum, pull out and cum into your hand, and then when your partner turns around, you shout "Spider Man!!" and then fling your cum into their face.
Partner: "My boyfriend hit me with a "Spider Man!!" last night! I had no idea! How could I have not seen that coming?"

Man: "Yeah, I hit them with my new technique... THE "Spiderman!!"

Man's "friend": " Who are you?"
by Friendly neighborhood Faggot September 2, 2022
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spider spinner

A spider spinner is a 12 sided 12 inch dildo that lights up and changes colors from red to blue to green to purple to black to orange,the spider spinner is usually covered in semen from adult penguins and other species of birds,the reason most people don't buy spider spinners is because ,it makes your pussy green and wide ,so then it looks like a Rick and morty portal , and if you go in the portal it takes you to a down town hood where there's prostitutes instead of police and have bags of cocaine in the candy stores,the only way to get back out of the Rick and morty portal it to find a fat ass penguin with a big sock and jump in side his ass hole.....and that's a ,spider spinner
by The masts definer January 28, 2018
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Crack Spider

A male spider who thinks building webs is for “suckas” causing him to kill a female orb weaver to claim her web as his own.
Nice web Mr. Crack Spider
by Cactifreezus January 1, 2023
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