rock band

1. A group of people, most commonly three to five in number, who regularly congregate for the purpose of making music that will hopefully make them rich and famous and get them laid.

2. A video game for the Xbox 360 that allows a person to simulate the experience of being in a rock band. One can either sing or play guitar, bass, or drums. Can be played with everyone together in one room or separately online. Akin to what being in an actual rock band would be like if you only played covers and had more cheet on your shirt.

Guy: Hey baby, I'm in a rock band, let's do it. (Girl follows guy into cheap motel room.)

Guy: Hey baby, I play Rock Band, let's do it. (Girl stares indifferently, blinks.)

by roundthewheel January 9, 2009

the "rock" bottom

when you fuck a girl in her ass, doggiestyle, put her head on the floor and procede to fuck this girl in her ass with your foot on her head.

i fucked this broad in her ass and i was stepping on her head, and now she's reached the "rock" bottom!!

by rocfourtwenty July 6, 2009

Biting rocks

Biting Rocks is a phrase used to describe extreme boredom. The point is to provide mental imagary of someone so bored that all they can do is find a rock and bite it. Not to be taken literally.

Oh dude, I was so bored last night, I was biting rocks.

by Bribar February 14, 2010

Rocked that tutu

An impressive or amazing result from a otherwise unlikely pairing or situation. A compliment. An expressive form of cool.

Deb has a nearly catastophic spin out, but recovers making it look intended and professionaly executed. "Deb rocked that tutu!"

by BDR529 April 12, 2010

Rock Queef

A vaginal eruption that occurs upon spontaneous enjoyment of rock sounds.

Rock music can be described as sex for the ears and many times leads to a sweet innocent girls undoing. Queefing as we know it usually occurs during the act of love making, typically when the woman is on all fours with the man penetrating from behind. A Rock Queef requires no man at all. It is brought on by the penetrating sounds of rock music.

by RockQueef May 16, 2011

Smut Rock

the genre of music in which the lyrics of normal songs are substituted out in exchange for inappropriate terms and phrases, often times of a sexual or racist nature.

Original Rock:
Stone Temple Pilots "Creep"

Take time with a wounded hand
'Cause it likes to heal
Take time with a wounded hand
'Cause I like to steal
Take time with a wounded hand
'Cause it likes to heal, I like to steal

I'm half the man I used to be
This I feel as the dawn
It fades to gray
I'm half the man I used to be
This I feel as the dawn
It fades to gray

Smut Rock:
Stone Temple Pilots "Creep"

Take time with a wounded clam
'Cause it likes to squeal
Take time with a wounded clam
'Cause it likes to squeal
Take time with a wounded hand
'Cause it likes to squeal, it likes to squeal

She's half the clam she used to be
Cause his peeeenis was wayyy to big
She's half the clam she used to be
Cause his peeeenis was wayyy to big

by Dick Anuss April 23, 2009

rock shop

1. A place where you can buy a part of the earth.
2. A music store specializing in R&R.
3. Safehouse for drug addicts.

Chris: I'm going to the rock shop to buy me some boulders for the yard.
Bill: Oh get me some R&R CDs and an amp!
Drew: Wait don't forget the crack!

by i've got crabs! September 29, 2005