5th ring of hell

Place in hell reserved for people who drink decaf coffee.

Gay Guy: "I'll have a decaf latte please."

The World: "Your Going to the 5th ring of hell!"

by Soulry January 13, 2006

peach ring

The "lady-like" way to refer to a vagina, one of many "fun parts" on a woman.

Davo: Hey Luis, can I inject this into your peach ring?
Luis: Sure! We'll make it today's Double Dare Physical Challenge!

by HugeBreasticle March 30, 2005

Elden Ring

Synonym for old asshole

Bro I was giving my grandpa a sponge bath and I had to clean his elden ring

by KetamineKrabs911 March 27, 2022

lord of the onion ring

And onion-ring sized ring of pubic hair that accumulates on the circumference of the female anus hole.

Try imagining the way planetary rings circle a planet. Like Saturn, but instead in the form of the Lord of the Onion Ring.

by 911 and Cali August 27, 2009

Thumb Ring

A homosexual advertisement for men. When a guy wears a thumb ring, he is open and willing to engage in anal sex, rimming, reach-arounds, and all glory hole activities.

"Do you have any thumb rings for sale?"

"I'm sorry, but we are all sold out after the PRIDE parade last week"

by Snyper1d May 10, 2014

ring road

Road ring is a usless slang word roadring to confuse the true definition of a roadway looping around a city or group of cities, commonly and correctly named "loop", which was planned and build for transportation purposes. Beltway is another acceptable term, but not "road ring".

Ring road should never be used in a sentence referring to a road or group of roads. Say "beltway" or "loop".

by Jay Mann, Phd September 20, 2008

Elden Ring

A magnificent and beautifully crafted game for virgins and people who genuinely want to hurt themselves on another level.

For those who are maidenless

Jhon: Yo dude, I've been playing alot of Elden Ring lately...

Mike: I didn't know you hated yourself that much

by Elden Rat of Masochism May 4, 2022