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stale queef

A backed up p**** fart, that b**** needs a douching,
"Stale queef" now that there is a stale p**** fart it could use a good douching right there, holy p**** fart, hey ledouche,
by Stale Queef November 19, 2020
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Queef

The horrendous sound of Aaron Top from Owen Sound strangling his poor guitar.
The Queef is on stage queefing up the joint with his dirty Queef song.
by Porkchopmuffin September 3, 2022
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kyle queef

Kyle Queef is a rare jew monger seen from the damp depths of North America. He bears a shield-shaped as a six-pointed star coated in hot glued shekels.

The figure has been transformed into a derogatory term for a greedy fuck boi.
"You see that guy on his golden tricycle? He's a total Kyle Queef."
by SlaughteringJihadists November 17, 2017
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fishy queef

To fart whilst having a family meal at Prezzo, when eating with your family
Crickey! Did you hear and smell that? Clair just did a fishy queef
by Bumfart March 21, 2017
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queef

oh no it appears I've had a queef
by someoneveryverycool January 23, 2022
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Beef Queef

When a man docks his anus to a woman's vagina, passes gas into it and the woman proceeds to queef it out.
I made Kaitlin beef queef last night because she said ahe likes MGK, it was gravy.
by MGK sux July 12, 2023
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Dock Queef

When the water shoots out of the side of under the dock and makes a noise when you step on it and weigh one side down.
Katelyn: Woah did you hear that? What was that noise?

Sam: It was just a dock queef, don't worry about it.
by BeethovenBones June 8, 2013
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