Do a Peanut

Building something just to have it unused and collecting dust

Nice garden but watch out don't do a peanut

by Bryanccj September 17, 2020

Peanut butter cow

That fat bitch who eats all your nut based foods

A.)where did my peanut butter go?
B )I ate it
A.)*under breath* fucking peanut butter cow!

by Slutt fucker 3000 September 10, 2021

Peanut butter technique

A fishing technique where you put peanut butter on your toe and you put it where the fishes are most likely populated.

Im using the “peanut butter technique”

by Healthy alex July 12, 2022

Peanut butter butt

When you pass out from a pot attack, the only thing your crazy aunt can think to do to help you is fill a syringe with peanut butter and squirt it up your butt.

When sherri woke up from her pot attack, she thought she may have shit her pants. Then she realized she was a victim of peanut butter butt.

by messy bun2 November 3, 2022

Greasy Peanut

A young boy who gels his hair until it becomes flat and greasy.

Omg did you see greasy peanut in class today?

Yup his hair was so greasy.

Totally

by Nugget7 January 6, 2017

Peanut

A killer of around 2% of the population of out in the shell of a napalm bomb with an atomic bomb attached

Person 1: Hey did you know around 1.5%-3% of the population is allergic to nuts?
Person 2: This is what I’ve been waiting for... bring the peanut bomb

by PCMonster March 7, 2021

Planter's Peanut Worts

Planter's Peanut Worts is now recognized as an extremely rare infectious stage of health disorder found amongst peanut plantation slumlord Masters from the State of Georgia.

Former President Jimmy Carter was removed from his local Habitat for Humanities health care facility to his dry roasting house for home hospice because of Planter's Peanut Worts. A local non-union brain surgeon will attempt to remove his peanut if not put up to bid soon.

by [e-mail] February 20, 2023