paint me a Birmingham

When a woman cheats on her man and she reconciles by ejaculates on her back.

Maggie cheated on Garry and to reconcile he says he can paint me a Birmingham.

by Fezaroni October 3, 2022

Painting it

To cum on your sex partners ass.

Liberace loved to be painting it with Rock Hudson.

by Goofy Buck September 22, 2021

paint

A type of British beverage to get at a pub

Yo mate get me a pint of paint

by Jesusisgayforu September 5, 2021

Paint

Cleanish cocaine that smells like chemicals

Me:"Yo bruh you got that paint?"
then:"Straight clean!!"

by Stepdadshad92 January 22, 2019

Painting the shower wall

When a boy jerks it in the shower.

Mel was very disturbed after she walked in on her brother painting the shower wall.

by HK!! February 28, 2011

Blue Paint

Your moms Asshole

I stuck my hand in the Blue Paint yesterday night

by DaveedDiggsIsMyDADDY May 21, 2018

painting the puck

game played by hocky players where they form a circle jerk around a puck and the last one to contribute has to eat what's on it

That team was screwing around painting the puck rather than practicing.

by Stu 763 November 19, 2023