This happens after you have been constipated from a piece of stool that backs up your bowels, causing bad enough bloating that you end up getting severe intestinal pain, often in the middle of the night.
When that piece finally gets passed, usually after several minutes of straining, groaning, and wincing, everything it was backing up immediately comes out as diarrhea, causing your ass to imitate popping the cork on a bottle of champagne. Ironically, shaking your intestines, whether with your hands or making your legs shake up and down, can assist, in the same way you can shake up champagne to make the cork pop out.
When that piece finally gets passed, usually after several minutes of straining, groaning, and wincing, everything it was backing up immediately comes out as diarrhea, causing your ass to imitate popping the cork on a bottle of champagne. Ironically, shaking your intestines, whether with your hands or making your legs shake up and down, can assist, in the same way you can shake up champagne to make the cork pop out.
Joe: Ugh, man I shouldn't have eaten that grilled five-cheese, wings, and beer at the pub this weekend. I woke up last night feeling like my gut had a knife in it. Took like twenty minutes on the toilet before I finally ended up popping a cork.
Dave: You think that's bad? Last time I popped a cork, I'd had an egg salad sandwich for lunch. I had to sit there with Egg farts the whole time. I nearly puked.
Dave: You think that's bad? Last time I popped a cork, I'd had an egg salad sandwich for lunch. I had to sit there with Egg farts the whole time. I nearly puked.
by Derp Contractor April 23, 2018
Get the Popping a corkmug. by B-rizzle February 17, 2019
Get the crowd popmug. Pop-folk is a music genre which is from the Balkan region of Europe.
Pop-folk has local names too, Chalga in Bulgaria, Turbo-folk in the former Yugoslav states, Manele in Romania, Laïko/Modern Laïka in Greece and Arabesque in Turkey.
Pop-folk is mainly performed in discothèques and occasionally performed in Concert halls.
Pop-folk is genre which is like Marmite (you like it or you don't like it).
There are many performers variating on country and the pop-folk stars also perform abroad for the diaspora.
Pop-folk music texts are mainly around the subjects of love, possessions, money and truths about life for example Relationship problems and pop-folk texts are very funny.
Pop-folk has local names too, Chalga in Bulgaria, Turbo-folk in the former Yugoslav states, Manele in Romania, Laïko/Modern Laïka in Greece and Arabesque in Turkey.
Pop-folk is mainly performed in discothèques and occasionally performed in Concert halls.
Pop-folk is genre which is like Marmite (you like it or you don't like it).
There are many performers variating on country and the pop-folk stars also perform abroad for the diaspora.
Pop-folk music texts are mainly around the subjects of love, possessions, money and truths about life for example Relationship problems and pop-folk texts are very funny.
This is a example of a pop-folk text:
"100 Mercedes to have, 100 years to drive, 100 men to want my hand."
"100 Mercedes to have, 100 years to drive, 100 men to want my hand."
by Realityshowfan July 1, 2019
Get the Pop-folkmug. "Did you watch A Study in Pink the other night?"
"Yeah, John and Sherlock were popping niners for each other."
"Yeah, John and Sherlock were popping niners for each other."
by bellaautumn January 8, 2015
Get the popping ninersmug. Getting your period at an extremely inconvenient time, then trying to be subtle while explaining it to a man who just isn’t getting it.
I got jiffy Popped the other day in class, and the teacher didn’t understand when I said “my Aunt Flo came to visit”
by family guy 772 August 10, 2018
Get the Jiffy Poppedmug. To masturbate while singing
by Choir Junkie February 8, 2010
Get the Pop Choralmug. The forming of the two genres hip hop and pop, guaranteed to make your ears bleed. Mainly music from P Diddy, Usher, Justin Bieber and so forth.
by ll Moeyzz ll December 5, 2010
Get the Hip-Popmug.