Speed Pissing

Making ladies hurry up in the toilet. Making a deal, to excite the quewe to go faster.

in the line at a festival "come on girls lets play speed pissing, u have 5 minutes or the cubical is going over".

Harder to play in a pub, you can only rely on getting the quewe excited...

by Private Joy May 23, 2007

podium piss

Podium piss means standing on the toilet seat like a Grand Prix winner, then spray you're piss like you have a bottle of champage. The toilet is your loving crowd below. Also known as pole pissition.

I bet Sebastian Vettel has had a championship podium piss

by Tilly Tilly October 7, 2013

Piss Wagon

A dead set loose cunt who stows the grog away like a brewery wagon

Harris ya big cunt you're a dead set piss wagon

by Papa big smurf November 9, 2016

Piss Positions

The many ways and postures in which a man can have a piss. There are basically infinite Piss Positions, so here's some. Remember, these are guy's positions.

1: The Classic

This one needs no introduction. Begin standing up, with the genitals facing your target (toilet, tree, brick, whatever). Begin to urinate.

2: Squats
Squat over target. Begin urine stream.

3: Parkour (basic)
Stand a few feet away from target. Piss.

4: Advanced Parkour

Stand on a far away and slightly elevated object. Run and do parkour while keeping your stream on the target object.

5: Freestyle
Make one up! It's easy.

After going to the bar and having many drinks, Joe went camping with his friends, and joined them in inventing some new Piss Positions.

by TotallyTubularDude September 10, 2020

piss rust

The rust that builds up on the radiator next to the toilet, cause you keep on missing.

What's that Mr. Pettiwinkle?

That's just piss rust Johnny.

by RampageZ May 30, 2013

Piss Chills

The sudden and short chilling feeling that you often get when you are peeing.

Dude when I was in the bathroom i got one of the biggest piss chills ever.

by qwert333 January 9, 2011

Piss Teeth

Piss Teeth, or medically known as Mucturition Maxillaryosis, is a chronic teeth and gum disorder that establishes a yellow "piss" tint on your teeth. This disease is caused by excessive urination in your glossopharyngeal (mouth). There is no known treatment for this disorder. Scientists from top German research labs have trialed many dental alternatives to deter the piss like colour on teeth and gums. New research has proven Listerine Mouthwash ineffective in all areas of the buccal cavity.

Friend: "I have been diagnosed with severe Piss Teeth Disorder"
Other friend: "You are a survivor of this rare disorder share your story my friend!"

by Mootywhole June 20, 2016