Baller Blocking

When all your friends wont let you meet their drug dealer.

Yo, Peanut I've been trying to meet up with you but my friends have been baller blocking me for years. Let me get yo number.

by GodDamnGodDamn October 2, 2018

Wife Blocking

Comparable to “Ice Blocking”.

Basically what you do is sneak up behind your wife, and yank her pants down near the top of the stairs.
You whip your winky out and shove it into her buns. You then grab a hold of whatever you can and ride her down the stairs!!!

Last night my wife wanted to do something fun, so I introduced her to Wife Blocking!

by BigBadButtBlaster December 5, 2019

Beaver block

Not a cock block but a beaver block (for use for lesbians only!)

"Don't beaver block me!"

by The original beaver April 18, 2016

Fuck and block

When you have a fuck buddy but it wasn't a good fuck so you block them on all means of contact when they leave.

'I fucked this Asian chick but she wasn't as Swedish lady, so I blocked her as soon as she left my house, I call it the fuck and block'

by Jelly belly 69 April 18, 2023

cloud blocked

Happens when astronomers cannot see their stars due to weather conditions

Tonight's lunar eclipse was unfortunately cloud blocked.
I'm cloud blocked from my point of view.

by GottaCloudBlockProblemHere April 15, 2014

Flock Blocking

Preventing religious figures from converting others.

I like to shadow Jehovah witnesses and when people finally let them in run up and make a big scene to scare them off, I call it flock blocking

by UnReal Definition November 21, 2014

CAC Blocked

When somebody else blocks you from using your CAC (Common Access Card) to log into a computer by inserting their CAC into the computer you were going to use. This is usually done purposely but does not have to be.

Paul: *walking over to a computer requiring him to insert his CAC to log in*
Tina: *notices Paul walking towards said computer*
Tina: *quickly cuts Paul off and inserts her CAC into the computer Paul was going to use, thereby using it herself*
Tina: Well, looks like I just got the last computer in the office.
Paul: Hey, what the heck Tina, you just CAC blocked me!

by Shadow-Dude June 12, 2018