crab gluck

when she got the glizzy grip too tight it gives you a burning boner

Bro my 5-inch double-decker pecker wrecker still hurts from that crab gluck your mum gave me last night... She got some real sandpaper hands.

by Leader of the Swaws September 15, 2023

Crabs

Cranky 8 legged freaks armed with pincers.

Like crabs to a wounded bird, they proceeded to surround that guy and shred him to a bloody pulp with their pincers, prying at his flesh.

by Solid Mantis April 9, 2021

poor man's crab legs

French Fries that were fried in grease after fried fish.

When we tasted fish when we ate the French Fries at the bar, we asked for Old Bay Seasoning and called it Poor Man's Crab Legs.

by Whosit606 November 2, 2022

undercover crab cake

A girl who you would never in a million years expect to have but does in fact have an infected, un-washed, or undesirable vagina.

She appeared to take care of herself, but she straight up had an undercover crab cake.

by Steal-Lene July 16, 2020

Crab Ran Goon Sauce

Crab Ran Goon Sauce - when you eat out a female after taking her out to dinner for a seafood boil and her discharge tastes like fish

“Took that bitch to the Red Lobster and she let me guzzle down her Crab Ran Goon Sauce”

by Milf Destroyer 420 August 7, 2024

Crab

A ran through bitch that might have an std

“If you gon fuck, hit with a rubber cus that hoe crab”

by Basharrr January 11, 2023

crab

a punk ass bitch wearing blue

crab: CrIp GaNg NiGgA

blood: NAH NIGGA BLOOD GANG PUNK

by LK-G September 14, 2020