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glasses

things that let you see things without the blurry that stereotypically makes you look either a nerd or smarter because thats what society thinks (but mostly the nerd one)
bully: ha! you look so nerdy with those glasses
james: fuck off
by Xeries July 14, 2024
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Perv Glasses

Perv glasses are basically sunglasses with reflective lenses. Which means that people cannot tell if you're looking at them or not, because they can't see your eyes. Some people use these types of sunglasses to avoid an awkward situation with someone. For example, if a student happens to see a teacher outside of school, they'll pull out their sunglasses, put them on, and just do what they can to avoid him/her. Pretty simple operation!
Student: OMG! That's my math teacher over there! Time to pull out my perv glasses!

*Student puts on sunglasses*

*Teacher looks over at the student*

Teacher: Hey, Matthew!

*Student keeps walking, ignoring the teacher*

Student: Now that's what I call... "The Great Escape"!
by JellyBean600 February 5, 2019
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glass

(verb) Synonym of 'to nuke'. When a city gets nuked, some of the building materials and natural rocks can melt from the high temperature and solidify as a type of glass.
Mike: "Dude, have you heard what happened to Hiroshima?"
Joe: "Yeah, it got glassed, what a shame!"
by Keeng Ra'at October 28, 2018
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Looking Glass Land

1. The place where you are expected to believe as many as six impossible things before breakfast. According to the White Queen, it takes practice.
2. An alternative reality.
3. A safe space where people can stop clutching their pearls.
Alice entered Looking Glass Land through a mirror over the fireplace. There, she met the White Queen.
"I can't believe that!" said Alice.
"Can't you?" the Queen said in a pitying tone. "Try again: draw a long breath, and shut your eyes."
Alice laughed. "There's no use trying," she said: "one can't believe impossible things."
"I daresay you haven't had much practice," said the Queen.

Looking Glass Land operates on alt-facts; only dedicated conspiracy theorists live there.
Widespread in-person voter fraud happens only in Looking Glass Land.
Alex Jones dispatches "news" from Looking Glass Land.
Watching Tucker Carlson is like visiting Looking Glass Land.
by beingwhereiam November 4, 2022
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Glass Syndrome

A pedophile who knowingly and willingly engages in sexual activity with minors but refuses to acknowledge their mistake and take responsibility by dodging and deflecting questions and evidence.

Or..

A pedophile who refuses to acknowledge another pedophile's actions, knowing that if they do, they will be labeled as such.
Timothy is dodging responsibility for speaking to a minor; he must have Glass Syndrome.
by Moon&Soot April 4, 2025
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piss glass

As referring to something so cring it can't be described with words.
Saying piss glass is a way to tell you just can't describe it
-among us sussy sex
-piss glass
-what?
by Mong us October 11, 2021
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ama glass

A very large glass of wine. Most likely meant for three servings at once.
Wow, so you poured me an Ama glass?
by Akhad December 23, 2018
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