Lieutenant Dan

Referring to the duration of the psychological and physiological effects of a stimulant, commonly referred to as the "Legs". With long and short legs correlating to how long the effects last. a bag of bunk stimulant narcotics would be considered some lieutenant Dan shit, since it ain't got no legs, and you got boomed.

Man, I thought you said this was some gas, this is some straight Lieutenant Dan shit! You better show some love and make it right , or give me my motherfuckin money back.

by Jack.D.Ladd March 6, 2022

Dan Out

The act of not showing up to an event that you have scheduled. Then, ghosting those who then proceed to text you to find out where you are.

“Well, looks like Steve has decided to Dan out again. Why do we continue to do this?”

by Tengl41824 July 12, 2025

Dan Schneider

A HORRIBLE person that hired a convicted pedophile to be on set with little girls showing their feet
AAAAND hes probably a discord mod

Someone: why do you hate Dan Schneider so much?
Me: *reads this definition out*

by cloudydayz88 May 15, 2024

Dan

Chewable cardboard

Dan is a chewable cardboard

by spockatemyhomework March 7, 2024

uncle Dan mode

A guy that starts by grabbing your waist and thigh but slowly evolves into pecker grabs. Stay away from him if you start to see the signs.

Oh he grabbed your thigh? Watch out bro, he may be going uncle Dan mode

by Trumplover637272 May 8, 2023

memedealer dan

Absolute unit who makes oc memes on Instagram and deserves 10x more followers than he has

John: have you heard of memedealer dan?

Ryan: no, who is he?

John: some dude who creates legendary oc memes on Instagram.

by @ryancoville insta January 5, 2019

Dan Quayle effect

Every loser will once be a winner.

You know, it’s the Dan Quayle effect. You know, he won the second time — I mean, lost the second time, he got to run.

by RudolphTheRock December 3, 2016