Oliver

Top tier glazer. Every time he opens his mouth, you know he's boutta dickride the most out of pocket shit. Even if that person is completely retarded he will still dickride them to death. Once he gets his mark, he doesn't stop, that's not to say though he won't glaze multiple people, he only focuses on one dick at a time.
Person A: Person B, that's completely out of pocket, that literally makes no sense.
Oliver: WHAT?!?!?!? Thats' not true, that statement makes perfect sense, Person A, you have to be stupid!!! Person B is always right what are you talking about??!?! In fact, let me get on my knees person B, you clearly need your stress relieved after such a wild accusation!!!!
Person A: Always the damn Olivers
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oliver is a cow
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A slightly insecure but amazing friend who loves to crack a joke and someone you just wanna hang around with
Oliver is G
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A white male with a massive horse schlong, but Ethan's will always be longer.
That dude has to be an Oliver, look!
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the most kind hearted funny smart brilliant gorgeous person im so grateful to have in my life i couldn’t imagine anyone else but him!meeting oliver can be unexpected yet it’s the best accident one will ever make. he’s intelligent and capable of cool things. he’s caring and patient and really really cute.
oliver is an oliver”
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an amazing guy who makes everyone happy, he's so much fun to be around and lights up the room. He makes everyone happy with his positive attitude. he can get all the girls he is hot beyond compare, also very sexy!
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Oliver is a dumbass because he asks random questions all the time. He also has a very very very very smol penis
Oliver: “what would you do if a penis was in your bed? Also my penis is tiny
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