an evil little teddy bear who hides in christmas trees, and christmas night breaks all the presents, pisses on the floor, and commits suicide for a good laugh of his peers, one tree can consist of 5 to 6 coo bears, i suggest you clean your tree out because they are little fuckers
by crustynraunchy December 31, 2007
Get the coo bearmug. Requires three people. In front of a hot fire, one person (usually the largest one) will lay down on the floor motionless as a bear rug would. The other two individuals have sex on top of that person while the other person remains motionless and silent.
Can be used as a verb or noun.
Can be used as a verb or noun.
Want to come over tonight? There's going to be a blizzard and we'll need someone sturdy to be our bear rug.
by JPPitt March 12, 2011
Get the Bear rugmug. by Ricky 12121 April 20, 2010
Get the Alli Bearmug. A sexy cute lover that has huge perfect bouncy balls. He also has a huge dick with a lot of gurth and he knows how to use it.
by Carve a ham! August 17, 2011
Get the jimmy bearmug. A fictional term that bullies use when they ask questions or give maintance advice to ricers.
There is no such thing as muffler bearings however most guys who know nothing about cars can easily be convinced that it is part of their maintance.
There is no such thing as muffler bearings however most guys who know nothing about cars can easily be convinced that it is part of their maintance.
Ricer: Is there anything I need to know before I install my new exhaust system?
Bully: Make sure to grease those muffler bearings before the install (bully laughs under his breath)
Bully: Make sure to grease those muffler bearings before the install (bully laughs under his breath)
by truckguy6 December 15, 2008
Get the Muffler bearingsmug. by Ray Murda February 24, 2009
Get the Barracks Bearmug. by bad bear noses March 31, 2009
Get the bad bearmug.