muffin top

the fat hanging when you have tight jeans

Brandon has a major muffin top! Did you see him yesterday? He was totally toppin' it!

by stacey d June 11, 2006

fag muffin

a gay muffin
or just another insult

Shut up, fag muffin!

by lyke OMG STFU July 19, 2006

dunder muffin

stupid nonsence

you are such a dunder muffin, i dont even want to look at you.

by bopppppppppppppop March 27, 2009

danish muffin

When you creampie a chick on her period and you or one of your buddies eat it out.

Jenna serves a mean danish muffin mang.

by Dankomancer June 9, 2018

hobo muffin

Derogatory term for a person of less intelligence than you/an idiot.
Someone who has just done something less than smart.
Someone who is boring or neuteral.
A word to say when you can't think of anything else to say.
Random.

Oh my god, you're such a hobo muffin!
Look at that hobo muffin, he's so stupid.
I don't know, she was just being a hobo muffin.
Wow, that's a hobo muffin moment right there.

by Thepea Lord November 29, 2010

stress muffin

When you are so stressed that you curl yourself into a ball and cry a little bit.

I should be studying for that test but I'm a stress muffin

by stripezandsparklez February 5, 2017

Cock Muffin

Small dick with incredible width that results in a huge tip of a dick that forms a cock muffin.

Hey baby do you think this should be in a bakery . referring to his cock muffin

by cuntcrusher6914inchstud September 29, 2017