by Jungle Jim44 July 7, 2010
Get the Backstreet Martin mug.A little punk ass blonde bitch who will take time out of her meaningless life to make your life a hell, but ultimately not succeed because she is a little pussy who is flat as a sheet of paper and is just as white as one.
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by FuckYouItsBigD November 17, 2019
Get the Grace Martin mug.God’s favorite child. He’s so unusual that his motivations and desires, while he might express them through seemingly negligent opinions, evade your awareness. He sees the situations that he desires in anything. He sees his dreams coming to life. He almost ignores reality, because he knows God would never hurt his confidence. God rather let everyone suffer at the hands of his delusions than help him to realize anything. His utter oblivion feeds his creativity, and that’s his divine purpose.
Kid in Sunday School: Who is God’s favorite?
Teacher: God doesn’t have favorites.
Other kid: Yes, he does! Martin’s his favorite.
Teacher: God doesn’t have favorites.
Other kid: Yes, he does! Martin’s his favorite.
by minutemade002 December 24, 2023
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Get the Martin mug.Martin wants to live in London forever. And ever. He has the nickname ,,Michael Jackson". So it will be wise to move to London.
Martin-London looks like ,,Michael Jackson"
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