[gate keeper]

Rather large, moody African American women, in the city of Atlanta, that are in charge of, or in the way during, everything that you must do in a given day. The gate keeper being pissed at the world for what ever reason make it unbearable and almost impossible to complete the various task(s) at hand in a given day.

I was going to go to the bank but the gate keeper closed the line I was in, when it was my turn, so she go on a cigarette break.

I was going to buy 1 banana from the store when a gate keeper cut me off with 8 kids and two kart loads of groceries.

I just got out of traffic court and the gate keeper won't let me give her my f*cking money to pay my ticket. She wants me to go to jail!!!

by fuk$ August 15, 2008

Just keep stroking, just keep stroking...

Similar to the "Just keep swimming" mantra from Finding Nemo, except this applies to.. you guessed it, the caressing of the male organ.

"Just keep stroking, just keep stroking..." is nice to remember when you're in a rut and can't get any.

by Submitters of Words June 28, 2011

KEEP SIX

To keep a look out for police, derived from cops being 5.0, so six means you're one up on the cops.

I'll park here and roll this up if you keep six!

by vijay December 3, 2003

Kreepy Kingdom

Kreepy Kingdom, a medium sized and somewhat popular site, started off as Twisted Tales, a small flash site greatly inspired by Newgrounds and JKCinema in late July of 2004. Before the site was created, Paranormal Activities, a series documenting the paranormal and subliminal, has gained popularity from Newgrounds. Just before the site would get its big break by releasing a 6 chapter episode of Paranormal Activities 4 in mid December 2004, Twisted Tales had been hacked by one of the members on the forums. There was no way to bring back the site, so they revamped the site into Kreepy Kingdom, a fast growing flash site. Due to many difficulties, Paranormal Activities 4 had to be delayed twice, making room for a fifth episode. The "first season" of the series will conclude with 5 episodes.

This area is coming soon.

by IceIceBeavis April 19, 2005

Keep It Q

Keep It Q- Keep it realistiq with a Q, Keep it real.

The Q Brother-Hood- a group of fine men who keep it Q every single day

"Yo Son We gonna get caught if we don't keep it Q"

by David Mendez July 20, 2008

twat keeper

a bitch..usually a stupid hoe

Your a scandilous sloppy twat keeper

by misskiss December 6, 2004

Keep it three hundred

Term made famous by rapper Kanye West, typically used to describe how someone is 300% real and honest, as opposed to the traditional "one hundred" percent real.

"I keep it three hundred, like the Romans!"

by HashTagThornberry October 19, 2013