internal ejacultion

when u sit on ur own cock and u cream in ur own ass

Leeroy: DUDE I LOST MY VIRGINITY
Ceebus: No way how

Leeroy: I found this new thing called internal ejacultion, maybe u should try it when u get home "wink"

by coochiepuncher69420 September 20, 2023

International ignore Lewis day

Ignore everyone named lewis at all possible costs (30th march)

“Omg bro it’s international ignore lewis day”
“On god?!?!”
“Yeah bro”
“Oh shit better ignore lewis today”

by BigJuicyBlackCock March 30, 2022

International Booty Pic Day

An international holiday that takes place all across the world on March 2nd every year. A time where when asked to do so, a special someone or friend is required to send a booty pic to whoever requests it as long as they were friends before the day started.

Boy 1: Hell yeah I got a booty pic!
Boy 2: Congrats man! I’m still waiting on mine.
Boy 1: Don’t worry man it’s International Booty Pic Day! I’m sure they’ll pull through.

by hurt as fuck March 2, 2021

International R1S3N Day

An diesem tag ist der R1S3N auferstanden...

Oh shit today is the International R1S3N day i have to hide lol

by LamaDerMilfHunter April 6, 2021

International Football Month

November was the official Month the best sport on earth was invented.

International Football Month is the best month ever

by WorldFootballPresident June 16, 2024

International scale of high

The international scale of high, or the Highness Scale is a scale I have devised by myself because I am high out of my mind. The scale is measured in Highs, with 0 being sober and no real limit. Highs are determined by grams of weed smoked in the session divided by grams smoked a month.

John: Dude I’m high

Me: How high
John: Lets calculate it using the international scale of high
Me: that’s fucking dope
John: I’m chilling at too fucking high

by #s r = 2 letters November 6, 2019

internal paste

It flows from within. Only at the right time will it emerge through the cracks of ones ass and splat on the toilet's surface. As it pours out of that dirty ass, it will fold on top of itself looking sort of like a wavy umbrella. By the time the scent reaches your nostrils, it's too late. The paste is filling up past the fill line and begins to brush your cheeks. You can hear the paste popping as it pushes its way through your cheeks that are pressed against the toilet bowl. It seeps down the sides of the toilet with some solid chunks that plop onto the floor faster than the runny parts. You begin to pray as you pull up your underwear over your ass as it continues to empty. You use the underwear as sort of a basket to carry your paste from one toilet to the next. This continues until you can feel your intestines sliding through the rim of your asshole. You reach down and begin to pull on it. You pull it out like Italian sausage links while the paste flies off it and splats against the wall. You begin to scream very loud and vomit all of the floor. Once your intestine is half way out of your protruding asshole, you faint and fall face first into your own vomit. You lie there unconscious with a large grin on your face ready to take on the day ahead of you. You wake up an hour later and stuff your small intestine back inside your ass. You head to your room and grab your backpack. But shit... you missed the bus.

I had some internal paste this morning, but my house only has one toilet! I had to run over to my neighbors house but by then my internal paste was all over both of our yards! What an amazing morning. Glad to be alive. Suicidal thoughts are behind me.

by boy_thumperton May 10, 2017