genital war

When two people, shoot their genital goo at eachother in the attempt to soak the opponent

Wanna have a genital war?

by Hoelster December 4, 2017

ODer war

There are two sides. Online daters, and OD police. Online daters are the people who date online because they're hoes and the OD police are people who don't OD.

I just stopped fighting in the ODer war because these people need to get a life and screaming at them won't help.

by RandomStufIzWatIPost May 31, 2018

Donkey wars

Donkey wars, series of wars in eastern Europe, to claim independence from the USSR.

Those bloody turnip eaters, and their donkey wars. You would think they would just return to the mud.

David and Petr are Czech surviours of the donkey wars

by Practicaldickhead August 7, 2018

An Infinity War

A series of disconnected stories that will eventually be linked up later on while offering little to no information about: what is happening, who the people involved are or why it's happening. You will be required to glean information from the context of the story unless you are otherwise aware of the circumstances prior to the conversation.

Person 1: "...So Sarah and I were able to make it to the store, they were out of pineapples. We got a call from Davis telling use that he and Elly just barely managed to find Davi's shoes, I swear they lose everything. Meanwhile, Milo and Kenny are just barely finding parking, and Josh, who got dropped off, is running for it and..."

Person 2 : "Dude...I have no idea who these people are. Back it up, you're telling me An Infinity War here..."

by Bear who walks like man June 8, 2018

Highligher wars

When your friend highlight ur fucking ass

no highligher wars pls

by YAYMANYAY February 2, 2022

War Zone

A war zone is an area where heavy conflict ravages the land.

"Hey Pauly, what are you doing on Twitter?"

"Cover me, i'm entering the 'War Zone."

by paulyfr3sh March 1, 2019

Gif War

An argument on a messaging platform (especially discord) where people go back and forth with unique relevant gifs. The war is over when someone reposts a gif or gives up.

I just had a gif war that went on for hours!

by Mistah6909 December 6, 2022