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permanent affects of men taking cold showers

Continuously taking cold showers can rapidly affect your sperm count and over time cause shrinkage to male genitals (penis).
Man 1: "Im worried my penis is shrinking."
Man 2: "Well stop taking all thoes cold showers!"

* Permanent affects of men taking cold showers *
by Dr Small Penis April 20, 2023
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2 men in a toilet

When 1 man is taking a shit and when he's done the other man uses his tongue to lick his asshole clean.
Tom saw Aaron and Jake going into the toilet and leaned over and told Dave "Look there doing a 2 men in a toilet."
by Harley Quinns bitch February 8, 2023
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Men

by Ilovemenmorethanyou April 21, 2022
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polyamorous homosexual side of heterosexual men

a very fancy, almost scientific sounding and unneccessarily long version of the word "bromance". use only for pretentious purposes.
Dudebro 1: "Dude, is it weird that I like to kiss my homies goodnight?"
Dudebro 2: "Nah, man, everyone does that. The polyamorous homosexual side of heterosexual men is actually a thing."
by ghost.png February 2, 2024
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Men that spray tan

A type of the male specimen that like to shove 2 to 3 cocks in both there mouth and ass.
Landon, cole, and Hudson, like to suck and get fucked everyday due to the gayness of the men that spray tan.
by Dickinlandon May 7, 2021
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Men

I Like Watching Videos Of Black Men Shaking Their Booty Cheeks...

I don't know why, but when I click on a video and see a black man shaking his cheeks, it just makes my mouth drool and I start dancing with the black man as well. Sometimes when I look at myself in the mirror, I sometimes hallucinate and see black men twerking on my couch, it.. brings a smile to my face. I wish I could become one with the black men twerking aggressively.
I love seeing Black Men twerk just thinking about it makes me want to bust a nut
by Retard Number 386578 September 8, 2022
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Not All Men

"Not all men" is a phrase often used to deflect criticism away from men when discussing issues like sexism, sexual assault, or gender inequality, essentially saying that not every man engages in harmful behavior, but is often perceived as a way to dismiss or downplay the experiences of women by implying they are exaggerating or unfairly blaming all men; it is generally considered a unhelpful response in such conversations.

The phrase is used mostly online to change the course of a discussion from: talking about important issues and injustices women face, to “Not all men do that and your being mean.”
Women: “I had this really bad and inappropriate experience with a man at a coffee shop. I wish men would respect my body and privacy.”
Man: “Not all men do that you know. It’s very ignorant that you assume such a thing.”
by Happygoluckyrainbow February 26, 2025
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