evan

scientificly cute

science proves that evan is cute

by salad nblm August 2, 2021

Nick Evans

That asshole in jr high

Kevin:here comes that nick Evans guy he can go suck a dick

by Nickevanssucks June 3, 2019

being Evan

Someone who is just being completely ridiculous crazy and outta this world

Lol you are so being Evan rn

by cant_justify October 12, 2014

Bob Evans

When you don’t know if you need to throw up or shit and both come out at the same time.

The food I just ate didn’t sit well in my stomach at all; I needed to Bob Evans and start from scratch

by Mad Shitter June 28, 2024

Evan Hutchinson

Huggggeee penis 😍

Hes got an Evan Hutchinson

by Shjdjsjd May 22, 2018

Evan

As an evan absolute libtard smokes crack out of a Pepsi can can make you laugh, pretty awkward, can't pull, above average peter, easy to get along with and has a lot of friends

That guy's name is Evan. He make me laugh

by Pizzasuicide March 12, 2022

Evan

A caring boy who likes to play video games and only likes you for you. He is a virgin and doesn’t feel like changing that anytime soon. He will want to know you honestly.

Girl 1- “ Save a horse, ride....”
Girl 2- “an Evan....”

by Lllllllllaaaaammmmmaaaaa April 16, 2020