chef david

Chef David is not to be trifled with. Chef David does not like that. Chef David is a more intense version of Gordon Ramsey.

John: crying
Mary: what happened?
John: He went all Chef David on my ass. I forgot to take my head out of my ass before coming into work.
Mary: Don't you know Chef David doesn't like that! Stear clear!

by moie13 December 26, 2013

David Dolenc

He is probably asslicking some teacher by now. they are also usually fat and humorless. they think they are chads and constantly harrass girls cuz they think pulling on their hair is considered flirting. and for some reason they always wear shorts no matter what the weather is like.

holy shit thats another asslicking David Dolenc.

by David dolenc gay September 20, 2019

David Wilson

This David Wilson belongs to a absolute chad

Man I bet that guys name is David Wilson

by Totally not David Wilson September 17, 2021

David Santos

A monkey who plays Brawlhalla. His mating call is "BRUH MOMENT."

Yo David Santos grab me a banana.

by inuJ zetroC June 23, 2019

David Diver

The name you call someone who is being goofy as fuck in Duluth, Minnesota.

Paul: Bro why are you dancing around in the middle of the skywalk?

Matthias: I just did a lot of meth

Paul: Bro you’re being such a David Diver right now.

by SouthsideFlacko November 16, 2019

david gilmour

david gilmour aka the seggsiest man alive is a legendary guitarist and played for pink floyd. no, he is not a gilmore girl. yes he hates roger waters

who is david gilmour?
glad you asked *precedes to show pictures of a hot man playing guitar shirtless in a place called pompeii*

by mentally married to rockstars September 4, 2021

That David kid

That one “friend” you hang out with only in a group that always wears a backwards hat, rises for no reason, and most likely watches Disney porn. Sometimes people call him Gayvid just to make him angry

Ok, which one of you invited that David kid again?

by Gayvid2006 June 28, 2021