Crap-o-phonic

A 'crapophonic' (crap-o-phonic) speaker is sometimes built into budget audio equipment. Sometimes it is used in professional equipment as well in order to provide an alternative to headphones.
The speaker is of poor quality and delivers a barely acceptable output, but is adequate in professional equipment to audition the sound.

Can also be applied to built in microphones in some equipment.
The Marantz recorder has a crap-o-phonic speaker built in. This enables you to audition the sound you have just recorded - however, you would not enjoy full reproduction, or want to endure its output for long.

The crapophonic microphones did the job in an emegency, but good, purpose built plug in microphones would have been better.
by maudibe February 07, 2010
Get the Crap-o-phonic mug.

crap kabob

Derogatory comment for someone who is really just a piece of shit.
Rachel: Ruth is a real Crap Kabob she is.
Fonzie: I agree I have never seemed to like her either.
Fonzie: Let's go get tacos.
by rachychill March 14, 2017
Get the crap kabob mug.

crapped off

Feels like being pissed off, but left with the feeling of a hot steamy turd just being dumped on your chest.
That woman had a crapped off look on her face.
by chrisp85 October 01, 2020
Get the crapped off mug.

Crap noodles

When someone says or calls you a mean name and you don’t know what to say.
by Ghost_person579 May 06, 2020
Get the Crap noodles mug.

Crap Snook

Insult to use towards a person you think is pathetic and/or a loser
by Megster3000X February 06, 2025
Get the Crap Snook mug.

raft a crap

Raft a crap

A ship full load of lies being told.
I think your telling me a raft a crap in the story your telling.
by Bogwonron July 02, 2022
Get the raft a crap mug.

ball crap

absurdity
babble
balderdash
baloney
poppy cock

namely-- in the Final Fantasy VIII speedrunning community
*World Map encounter happens* " FUCKIN' AYE, BALL CRAP" -awesomeWaves
by quetzecoatl June 23, 2021
Get the ball crap mug.