Covid Casserole

A Covid Casserole is the vile and strategically neglected casserole at any potluck. Usually this noteworthy casserole looks worse than it tastes and is a gentle reminder no one is immune from the random processed “family recipe“ concoction of the 1960s market cookbooks. Normal people simply pass over and reject this Pooh-Pooh wrinkle with a synthetic smile. Still, heathens are brave enough and wolfish enough to take a deep breath, brace their stomach for full impact and prepare for a journey back in time! These semifinalist savages who risk scurvy are rest assured the porcelain god will stand tall and flush repulsive excrements as often as necessary to wash away such loathsome excrement.

“Is anyone trying Aunt Edna’s tuna filled jellied bouillon with frankfurter casserole from her secret cookbook”?

Uncle Charlie: “Hell nah! That Covid casserole isn’t fit for hobos”!

by Torsiondrummer December 11, 2023

Covid-🚽

When the closure of public toilets aimed at minimizing the spread of the coronavirus has a debilitating and degrading effect on people with medical conditions, homeless folks, and parents with young children.

People with irritable bowel syndrome (IBS) feel stressed and miserable due to Covid-🚽—they’re afraid to leave the house when they’re unsure where the nearest open public toilet is.

by Covido January 30, 2021

Covid Hoarder

Someone who hoards PPE (Personal Protective Equipment in excessive manners.

Dude that asshole stole my only mask! What a Covid hoarder!

by ColoradoGuy375 June 10, 2020

Covid kid

Anyone between the age of 4-12 years old who experienced the 2020 Coronavirus pandemic

The year is 2038.

Jimmy who is 9 years old asks his father. "Were you a Covid kid dad?"

by DeadBread September 12, 2020

Covid-ginity

When you become a virgin again because of the dry spell single people are experiencing due to social distancing and quarantine.

I can't wait to loose my covid-ginity after the quarantine is over.

by ASChicagoan February 11, 2021

covid mask

The act of fucking yourself with a wooden chair leg until it breaks. It is often performed by 35+year olds after receiving no sex in their whole time of existence.

My friend: im so horny
Me: bro just do the covid mask duh

by IslamicPorkSandwich69 June 27, 2021

Covid-19 Protocol

Oh geez, I wonder why the rate at which the atheism was spreading stopped increasing....

Hym "It's almost like they took their kids out of school and sequestered them to stop them from... You know.... Talking about something that was happening.... Maybe they wanted to curate what their kids saw on their screens.... It's weird, right? It's almost like they have some kind of Covid-19 protocol that let's them cut off the tap quick whenever the creature comes back..."

by Hym Iam July 17, 2023