Hunterdon County

N. A place in the rural countryside of New Jersey where all the Wall Street bankers live. Mostly McMansions outside of the downtown areas (Flemington, Clinton, Amwell) and when it's not McMansions, it's farms. Usually smells like manuer in mid-spring, and gets some snow in the winter. Unlike other wealthy places with an average household income of over $100,000, people are actually bice to be around if you aren't filthy rich.

Goldman Sachs CEO lives in Hunterdon county. Hunterdon County is so much better than somerville and anything west of that. The rolling hills of Hunterdon County are much better than the crime-filled streets of Newark.

by WinterSkier55 February 25, 2017

Carteret County

When you photo copied your stimulus check

Haha, Carteret County(ed) my Trump Bucks

by herndonium June 18, 2022

Windham County, CT

Windham County, also referred to as the “quiet corner” of CT is a county where literally nothing happens.

The only times this county even gets brought up is when the occasional serial killer gets found hiding out in either Killingly or Plainfield.

Anything fun requires at least an hour drive in any direction from the county.

Fun Fact: Windham County is only county in New England who voted for Trump in both 2020 and 2024.

News Reporter: BREAKING NEWS: Serial Killer found hiding in plain sight in Windham County, CT?

Resident: That’s like the 5th one this month!

by bigdickdaniel420 October 31, 2025

Jay county

AH jay county known as jay tucky jay tucky is where all the hicks and Mexicans live but Jay county highschool have alot of nic heads and pot heads and the bathrooms are were they go to get nicced up or high

boy 1: have you heard of jay county

boy 2: you mean jay tucky?

by yourdad2020 December 8, 2020

Coryell County

See: Hell
Hate it but gotta love it at the same time even though it's a little Podunk town.

Living in Coryell County is like being stuck in a big-ass rut.

by -Opi- October 7, 2008

Oldham County Highschool

This place is heaven on earth. Everyone is nice, and the teachers are so chill. We have the nicest school in the county and the best football team. Everyone is welcomed into this great school, and everyone is respected, but whatever you do, don't use the bathrooms upstairs.

Oldham County Highschool is better that South Oldham Highschool

by zestyboy January 9, 2024

Nassau County

These little people of civilians of Nassau County make fun of Suffolk County for not having a 516 code (Suffolk County people don’t give a shit) if you go to Nassau County just stay away from Hempstead and maybe stay in like Long Beach or Glen Cove

John - Hey Bruce do you prefer Nassau or Suffolk
Bruce - Nassau County all the way man
John - Name one reason Nassau County is better than Suffolk County
Bruce - Uhhhhhhh, fine Suffolk County

by Makemynameappropriate67 July 2, 2025