by Periclod May 27, 2018
The counterpart to a Atheist Loser. Someone so ridiculously dumb that they take everything written in the Holy Bible as indisputable, irrefutable and literal truth, regardless that most Christians regard the bible to be a work that is inherently flawed due to it's origin at the hands of mortal men. Often characterised by a inherent lack of liberal tendencies, a mind stuck firmly in the early 1950's, a veering towards severe right-wing controversy and the innability to accept that in some ways science explains things in a much better way than the bible.
"Jeff, your unbelievable stupid and unstudied views on how 'science is inferior to religeon' don't make you edgy or cool in the eyes of other people: They just make you a Christian Moron
by Abetterworld September 04, 2018
GIRL: who dat?
OTHER GIRL: dat be christian liwanag. he a sexy ass mother fucker. i wanna fuck him SHEEESH
OTHER GIRL: dat be christian liwanag. he a sexy ass mother fucker. i wanna fuck him SHEEESH
by The really Horny Bitch April 19, 2016
Maybe the best player to have ever played on nørre åby efterskole. He is also known as Hestelort, Hestehauge and Piphans
I am maybe the best player to have ever played on this school - qouted bu Christian Dyrehauge (Hestelort)
by Lord penetrator April 09, 2021
An event where four or more Christians come together under a single roof and praise the lord. In the climax, all of them close their eyes and moan "Amen."
by Grumpig December 14, 2018
a guy who never knows what he is doing and gets distracted easily with anything but he is a good friend and you may find him attractive
by lolololo ok jk November 09, 2016
Strong,smart,big penis, amazing personality and he never drinks! You don’t want to mess with a Hans Christian!
by Alphacosmicmale December 22, 2019