The Two Cheek Slide

How you walk to the toilet when you have to poop real bad. So bad every muscle bellow your waist is clenched as tight as possible to prevent leakage.

If I didn’t do the two cheek slide I would have shit my pants for sure!

by magicjesse February 3, 2023

grasp the cheeks

What gay people in Southwest Philly do when giving a tossed salad.

What punks say when they don't have a comeback and they're getting roasted.

LaTron grasped the cheeks of his lover Latrell when giving him a tossed salad.

Billy Bob said, "Grasp the cheeks" because he was a tired little B and couldn't hang with anyone.

by grasperofthecheeks May 17, 2016

Two Cheek Notice

Letting your employer know you've quit by sneakily writing "I QUIT" across their significant other's buttcheeks

Mr Kaster took away our health insurance, and Ms Kaster was giving me the eyes, so I had to put in my two cheek notice

by Towrope November 17, 2020

Just like my cheeks

A common saying that works after any insult someone throws at you.

Mom: 'Okay kids we need to stop being on electronics. Time to pull the plug."

"Just like my cheeks."

by bitchass.tortilla.gangsta December 11, 2019

cheeks

you cant get any ofnthese unlike other people

I clap your moms cheeks

by basjkd March 1, 2022

Booty Cheeks

its what i clap on your mom.

I clapped John's booty cheeks.

by SkibidiToiletRizzler January 26, 2024

Flapper cheeks

But cheeks that are so saggy that they can make that person fly.

I once saw some damn flapper cheeks!

by Amelia.Summers October 17, 2020