crotch bite

When a girl's pants are so tight they ride up in the front. See camel toe

At the gym the lady with the spandex on had serious crotch bite.

by Inovidable November 6, 2007

Crotch Pocket

The pocket of air created between a person's crotch and pantyhose or tights that are gradually slipping down with regular wear.

I've got to get to a bathroom to pull up my tights and get rid of this crotch pocket!

by Megan P. March 29, 2009

Suzie Rotten Crotch

The unfaithful military girlfriend that will screw anything that moves while your deployed but when you catch her it is magically your fault

Caught Suzie Rotten crotch fucking Jodie

by Joker 9 July 5, 2016

crotch monkey

an STD that is highly contagious. It is to believed to have originated somewhere on GORDAN SCHWARTZ's gigantic ass.

"Yo, did you hear about T-dog? He came down with crotch monkeys!

by thadias April 19, 2003

crotch check

This is the action people commonly take when they are wearing underwear over their pants and need to make sure that the jeans underneath aren't making it look like they have a penis. This also takes place just in case you thought you lost your vagina or penis. If your vagina or penis is detachable then you understand.

Do these pants make me look like I have a penis? Crotch Check!

by ** April 6, 2005

Fire and Ice Crotch

A red-headed female that also happens to be a total bitch.

Dude A: Hey, I'm so psyched for my date with Annabeth tonite!
Dude B: You should reconsider man, she's a total fire and ice crotch.

by Devil Hater January 21, 2010

sledge hammer crotch

when you fuck a guy whose dick is so big it hurts like hell the next couple days.

I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand

by redheadedslutx23 January 9, 2011