Bean king

Someone in possession of a large amount of prescription pills.

Bro #1: "Hey man, I heard you had surgery. How did it go?"
Bro #2: "It was pretty painful, but they gave me a bunch of pain meds, so I feel great."
Bro #1: "Dude that is awesome! Now you are the bean king!"

by Pham PHISH December 17, 2014

bean smacked

When a tiny dick hits your ass

Backy: yoooo I just got bean smacked
Janitor: wack bro

by Diddlydarnitydoo March 6, 2019

Cracked a Bean

If you cracked a bean, you just passed gas.

Ish, do you smell that? I think Sally just cracked a bean.

by DabombBiaaaach June 1, 2023

Bean spiller

A person who is absolutely addicted to spilling the beans, no matter what

Person: *tells secret
Person: Bro don't tell anyone, i hope you are not a bean spiller
Person 2: Trust me bro

Also Person 2: (on radio) Everybody, Joe told me that he lik-

by dragsbruh July 12, 2023

beans smashed

synonym means to be violated analy by someone of the same sex typicaly against your will often a form of male bonding in the penal facility and is used by mexicans as a form of intimidation

There is that fool that stole my cousin vicente s bike he wants his beans smashed holmes

by pooptooth#1 April 23, 2018

Bump the bean

Insufflating blow off of a clitoris.

Yo, did Cindy let you bump the bean last night at the bachelor party?

by JLeno December 2, 2016

Bean salad

Performing fellatio on a group of men belonging to multiple ethnicities and or nationalities.

Her jaw was sore after having so much bean salad.

by DeWang October 9, 2019