When I go to the massage parlor, I always ask the nice Korean lady go "nice and soft," which means in the end I'll be getting some bean play.
by Rhett Perry December 13, 2007
A deathly mental and physical disease to say away from. It is often caused by consumption of an overdose of BEANS and memes. The symptoms of the bean disease include: constant desire for bean memes, over exaggerated voice, the sexual attraction to beans, extreme mood swings when around raisins, skin will start to darken and look like a raisin bean lookin thing, and will obtain freckles on the face that look like mini beans. Someone with the bean disease will usually start to show signs at the age of 10 years old.
“Dude, did you know that Corbin has the bean disease?!”
“ wait WHAT!?!? We need to stay away from him!!”
“ yah!”
“ wait WHAT!?!? We need to stay away from him!!”
“ yah!”
by Beankitten06 December 06, 2018
by FlabbyPancakeSause August 13, 2019
by FlamingoFangirl December 17, 2019
Back and better than ever, Buzzin’ down the slopes is.... it’s a bird! It’s a plane! No, it’s the Pyth-a-goris train! After using protractors and finding factors, ol Buzz is retired! You’ll find him where the Porsche is parked and the mean dogs barked, skiing hills and popping pills.
“He made a weird noise, like the buzz of a bee,” said Chris.
“No, it was more like the Buzz Bean!” Yelled Bob.
“Careful!” Replied Chris. “You’re not supposed to say that name out loud....”
“Ehhhhhh,” came an every echo from the dark corner of the school.....
“Oh no.... the stories of him are true,” said Chris, only before the Buzzing grew louder, silencing his words.
“No, it was more like the Buzz Bean!” Yelled Bob.
“Careful!” Replied Chris. “You’re not supposed to say that name out loud....”
“Ehhhhhh,” came an every echo from the dark corner of the school.....
“Oh no.... the stories of him are true,” said Chris, only before the Buzzing grew louder, silencing his words.
by buzzerbeater69 November 11, 2020
Person: *tells secret
Person: Bro don't tell anyone, i hope you are not a bean spiller
Person 2: Trust me bro
Also Person 2: (on radio) Everybody, Joe told me that he lik-
Person: Bro don't tell anyone, i hope you are not a bean spiller
Person 2: Trust me bro
Also Person 2: (on radio) Everybody, Joe told me that he lik-
by dragsbruh July 12, 2023
floof bean is directed towards cats and dogs for the most part.
THE FLOOF BEAN IS ADORABLE!!!!!!!
by le floof bean February 17, 2021