Epic Games Launcher

Legitimate digital garbage, half the time it's "downloading", it won't do anything for literally no reason, even if it is actually downloading something, it's doing it significantly slower than other launchers could, the entire thing relies on giving free (or heavily discounted) games, convincing (paying) devs to launch on it first, free fortnite skins and buying games studios for one SPECIFIC popular game and delisting it on steam so you are FORCED to use their launcher for it, on top of less features and much more lag than other launchers, it's like some messed up mix of those apple arcade exclusives and temu in a way.

I really wanted to start playing Fall Guys but of course it had to be locked behind the Epic Games Launcher.

by meepfella November 2, 2025

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Alex The Epic

A streamer on YouTube who makes music. Also known as Alex champagne. Works at Chili's. Makes music. Clearly a femboy.

Alex The Epic is a femboy

by gleebusmcglorp November 3, 2025

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Mali-epic

meteorites falling from the sky in worldstud expansion

I declare war! "mali-epic"

by Armenian Foil November 12, 2025

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i'm awesome and cool and epic

If you say this, it's correct.

"man, i'm awesome and cool and epic"
"true"

by JajooWasTaken May 31, 2024

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epic terries

a positive exclamation, usually after a win of some kind.

"Dude, I just got the craziest Victory Royale. it was epic terries!"

by TheElongatedDude June 7, 2024

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Epic Gamer Moment

A psychotic and often retarded act, that has been done in a way that video gamers—who are often psychotic, due to prolonged internet culture exposure—tend to goon and praise as good and based, when in reality, it’s morally questionable, and oftentimes abhorrent to those who have a functioning frontal lobe.

Historian: “Ho Chi Minh killed thousands of actually innocent people, due to an edict he made during the war...”

Terminally online HOI4 player: “Well, that was certainly an epic gamer moment from Vietnam.”

Historian: “He later made a public apology, idiot.”

by luigimario1997 June 13, 2024

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