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Wuhan-Bat Shit Crazy

Adjective; To describe something, typically a person or activity, that is being extra or acting or displaying actions of extreme craziness.
"Joe Exotic and Carole Baskin are both Wuhan-Bat Shit Crazy."

"Most Floridians are beyond Wuhan-Bat Shit Crazy."
by Locolito321$ April 11, 2020
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Ash Bat

Origin: West India 1909 when India was a British Colony. This was used in Cricket but has since fallen out of commonlyused cricket terminology.

Meaning: To have an Ash Bat was to have a home made Cricket bat, commonly made oit of Ash from fires, it's not really known what was used to hold the bat together but this was one of the early types of cricket bats that were used before they started to create more solid, proper bats. It's rumoured that they used a ball of ash stuck together and left out in the sun as an early cricket ball. The Ash Bat is no longer used and it's only known to a select group of people, there is one village in India that do continute to make Ash Bats as part of the village tradition since 1909.

This may or may not be true but it can be found on some documents in the Cricket Museum of India, but sometimes animal dung was used instead of Ash and left to dry out in the sun but again, it'e not documented what was used to hold the dung or ash together.
Commentator: "... and Singh singh picks up his Ash Bat and walks onto the field..."

Random Player: "I need to make an Ash Bat so i can play Cricket today."
by ProffFartuart November 18, 2019
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Fury Bat

A woman with bare bush on her Bat.
Jenny has a fury bat
by Max Donnanoodles August 18, 2016
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Oklahoma City Baseball Bat

The Oklahoma City Baseball Bat is an erotic method where a male breaks there dick via a baseball bat and then smears feces and soap on it.
Dude, Mark just did the Oklahoma City Baseball Bat.
by Pissguy9 June 25, 2025
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Arizona Bat Tunnel

When you hold your friend’s bare ass over the chimney of an abandoned house and then kick the chimney, causing bats to evacuate from the fireplace below. This usually results in the bats flying into and then thrashing around in your friend’s undefended anal cavity. Lube is optional, but not recommended.
Yo bro, I heard Riley’s still in the ICU after that Arizona Bat Tunnel last Friday. The nurses said something about him hemorrhaging from his prostate!
by Big Daddy Hambone April 16, 2024
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Germano The Bat

Once Again, Mushroom Empire's OC, FICTONAL NOT REAL.
''Germano The Bat Isnt A Vampire''
by empire RoomMush JP September 6, 2023
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Batting

When two people, typically baseball players shove a baseball bats in their anus while the other puts a baseball in their anus. They then proceed to pass gas aggressively causing the bat and ball to fling out, ball hitting the bat.
Quinn and Ian were batting together
by anonymous May 16, 2023
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