Bat-man

bat-man is the budget cut cousin of Bruce Wayne (batman) and hates applesauce man. she has the ability to be drunk whenever she wants. She fights crimes with her 2 sidekicks Ro-bin and alfredo. she doesn't kill but hates

applesause-man because he kills babies.

person: Is that batman?

Bat-man: no im bat-man

person: are you drunk bat-man

Bat-man: Maybe

by Erikimoe Garciamoe February 05, 2019

bat man

a man who likes to go around in a costume raping bats.

the bat man raped my bat

by terickbrannen February 10, 2018

Dusty Batting Glove

The use of surgical gloves on the hands while masturbating. Grip the shaft with one hand and shove a thumb up the rectum with the other. When executed correctly, it appears you are gripping a baseball bat.

Dude, I walked in the bathroom and Garth was giving himself a Dusty Batting Glove.

by Dusty Definition Guy April 06, 2012

hairy bat

A long schlong covered in ingrown hairs.

Person: Hey man how’s your hairy bat?
Person: good a lot of the hairs are falling off!”

by Whatchuwantsumdic69 November 16, 2017

Why is there a bat flying around my house?

BECAUSE YOUR BATMAN !!!

Why is there a bat flying around my house?
Bat should bite if your not batman

by Djdfrapp April 28, 2024

Mini-bat

A junglist term for a spliff the size of a sausage =D

Lets go chong this mini-bat.

by eternalcrux December 12, 2003

phat bat

to chill out, relax, take it easy

(question) you going out tonight?
(answer) no, just going to phat bat.

by pillsa February 03, 2008