Freshly Baked Batch

When your in a sauna having sex but it's freezing outside and just before you finish on her face you scream "Freshly Baked Batch cuming up" and you splurge on her face then walk outside into the cold and you see the semen steaming on her face.

When I came on that bitches face in the sauna it was so cold we walked outside into gave her a Freshly Baked Batch

by NigNut97 May 30, 2025

I’m A Baked Potato

Someone who is obsessed with potatoes, so much to the point that they might need therapy

Friend: I’m a baked potato

Me: Seek mental help, please

by ImABakedPotato December 4, 2021

easy baked ham

idk but i’m finna turn u into one

“if u don’t stop i will turn u into an easy baked ham” - stupid freshman boi

by wdw.marais. January 1, 2020

baked

to be high on marijuana

dude i'm so baked

by lazboi September 1, 2016

bake my bacon

When you leave your cock inside while she gets wet and greasy.

Hey girl, you ready to bake my bacon?

by Luüb October 10, 2020

Bush’s Baked Beans

When you fart and it rolls up slowly between your pussy lips and pops on the tip of your clit.

Tiffany let out a Bush’s Baked Beans, while watching an episode of Cops.

by Stellar Catalyst December 8, 2023

Baking ice

Doing a task that accomplishes nothing

Police: What were you doing on the night of June 19th 2015
Me: I was baking ice
Police: How have you survived this long

by NextJen October 30, 2024