Austin Speedball

When you take a Benadryl due to Austin, Texas's incredibly high amount of cedar and oak pollen in the air. But then you have to take a shot of espresso to counteract the inevitable drowsiness. Benadryl is a downer. Caffeine is an upper. That's why it's an Austin speedball.

Dude, I was sneezing all day and my eyes were super bloodshot until I took an Austin speedball.

by bp_austin March 30, 2019

Austin

Austin is such an amazing and cute guy , he treats everyone with respect and is beautiful

Your such an Austin

by Austinishot March 23, 2021

Austin Bray

A young boy with dirty blonde curled and freckles for days. Charming, funny and a lady's man, Austin is simply irresistible.

Damn he's fine...must be Austin Bray

by Lil' Potato Opinions April 24, 2018

Samuel Austin

A guy who likes to lick toes. He will always kiss you goodnight on your pinkie toe.

That guy is such a Samuel Austin!

by Snicker the licker June 16, 2021

Austin

Austin- Austin is a nigga that consistently has chapped lips. An Austin will generally get his ass beat by a Nick who happens to be an Avetard and an outard. You can see an Austin looking for chapstick everywhere he goes because he has a very rare form of herpes

Armando: Hey how you doin man?
Austin: SHUT YO TUBBY ASS UP BOi....

by small0ffeast December 25, 2019

Austin

Used in place of calling someone a spooby

You gosh dang Austin, get out the way!

by Turd Pincher (TP for short) March 29, 2023

austin hughling

A white male with a stick up his ass

Man, why is she such an Austin hughling today?

by ThatGuyWithTheFaceAndHair October 17, 2014