i don't swing that way

How to decline advice from a golf pro.

Golf pro: "You might want to consider following through more."

Golf enthusiast: "I don't swing that way, man"

by SteveSorensen June 23, 2006

homie don't play that way

in other words .. thats not how i be doin things ... or homie wouldn't touch that with a 10-foot pole

"i ain't gon use no public washroom. all they got is tissue paper. homie don't play that way. boy i got a 2-ply minimum"

by Ste&Mar October 21, 2005

don't even trip

dont play me like pumkin pie bitch.

don't even trip that bitch is on speed dial.

by dog November 29, 2003

I don't even know

A phrase used when one either: (1) Does not know what is going on, (2) does not know what just happened, (3) does not know the answer to a question, (4) or simply would like to break the silence.

Usually, when said phrase is used, it is followed by a near-endless spree of other quotes such as:

1.) Psh, I don't even know.
2.) Aw hail naw.
3.) Aw hail naw, cracka.
4.) Mmm hmmmm!

The phrase "I don't even know" is best used in the classic "I don't even know" speaking tone, which may only be properly "voiced" by either a colossal, Japanese monster, a small cat/kitten, or a constantly hyper-active younger brother.

"Matt, why aren't you talking?"
"Psh, I don't even know!"

by I Gojira I November 21, 2007

i don't speak japanese

phrase used after someone says something to you, but you have no idea what the hell he/she is talking about.

person: dude! did you know that mathematicians have discovered that the convergence of a sequence also means that for every epsilon greater than zero, there exists an number "N" such that if "n" is greater than "N" then the absolute value of the limit subtracted by the term is less than epsilon?
you: ....uhhh...
you: **short pause**
you: i don't speak japanese

by alvin santos June 1, 2007

Don't do this at 3 AM!

A video type in YouTube where a YouTuber wakes up from sleep at midnight to record the video and then do an activity (Such as calling someone, playing a game, go out, etc.) until they see creepy things/hear creepy sounds and then a jumpscare or something like that.

"Don't do this at 3 AM!" types:
"Don't do gymnastics at 3 AM"
"Don't go to McDonald's at 3 AM"
"Don't use bath bombs at 3 AM"
"Don't try this online chatroom at 3 AM"
"Don't play Roblox at 3 AM"
"Don't call ForKy at 3 AM"
"Don't talk to Siri at 3 AM on Clinton Road"
"Don't do snakes at 3 AM"
"Don't call Dora at 3 AM"
"Don't call SpongeBob at 3 AM"
"Don't play Among Us at 3 AM"
"Don't call your mom at 3 AM"
And more...

by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 12, 2021

Don't be so straight about it

A term used when one of your homeboys is being too heterosexual and you need to remind him to be more gay.

Woah dude, we don't bang girls here. Don't be so straight about it.

by PubicPaskey March 30, 2017