Middle aged to senior aged man who lies to his spouse/significant other about where he is and what he's doing, doesnt answer the phone or text despite knowing hes worrying/hurting them after being gone for hours, while he's out cheating. Often blames the spouse for their confrontation, saying things like "you're not going to control me" "Jesus It's not my fault the line was so long" "I didn't hear my phone/My phone died, you're overreacting" "I needed a break from you". Often fulfilling some immature notion he thinks makes him look cool and young and independent, usually fueled by other disloyal so-called friends who are mainly jealous of the good relationship he actually has at home, while ruining the best thing he has going for him at point in his life. AKA cheating loser, man whore, self destructive idiot. Usually wind up alone and unloved, as those so-called friends aren't even there for them after they ruined their relationship whoring around.
PW: "I'm sick of you badgering me about how long I'm gone! I'm 59 years old, you're not going to control me!"
Spouse: "It doesn't take 2 1/2 hours to drive 6 blocks to buy toilet paper you didn't even bring home! I don't want to control you, but you can't even control yourself. You aren't treating me like this anymore. You're a damn lying cheating idiotic Prowling Wolf showing out for his worthless friends, and now you're single! I want a divorce!"
Spouse: "It doesn't take 2 1/2 hours to drive 6 blocks to buy toilet paper you didn't even bring home! I don't want to control you, but you can't even control yourself. You aren't treating me like this anymore. You're a damn lying cheating idiotic Prowling Wolf showing out for his worthless friends, and now you're single! I want a divorce!"
by SunlightRevelations March 28, 2025
Get the Prowling Wolfmug. by WOICHSDWT June 30, 2022
Get the Lukas Wolfmug. yoselin. yoselin. yes ....you yoselin. especially you. you're the most alpha-est person out there but also very graceful like a powerful yet elegant fairy. yoselin. you ARE the ONLY alpha fairy wolf out there.
by lvna July 1, 2024
Get the alpha fairy wolfmug. by VeryShady January 16, 2020
Get the Enyaw Big Wolfmug. by Saint Morp February 8, 2023
Get the Wolf Gummiesmug. A transgender man with long hair, that identifies as a black women; who has a taste for hats and sweaters. ALSO, has birthed pumpy the bear. If you leave HER alone at night, she starts shit on IG.
by North Polar September 13, 2021
Get the nick wolfmug. A lonely wolf is someone who is all day alone on his phone checking at his phone every single minute, but he knows he has no friends. A lone wolf are mostly nerds and schoolshooters, for your own safety you need to be friends with them.
girl: hey look its jeremy over there he is such a weirdo!
guy: hey don't talk like that he is a lone wolf!
guy: hey don't talk like that he is a lone wolf!
by bootylicker2002 February 26, 2018
Get the Lone Wolfmug.