hewie whale

a true lemon

i sure do love those sour hewie whales

by emo man 69 November 29, 2023

cool looking whale

"Cock ooze ooze long long ooze ooze kinky isolated nigga gay whore hat ass long eater"

"He was a cool looking whale."

by Felidae_ February 28, 2022

Blind Whale

When you fuck a fat chick and then you nut in her eyes; you then leave quietly leave so she has to look for a towel on her own and she’ll be calling out to you, Since she’s fat she’ll be bumping into shit and Knocking stuff over like a giant land mammal

Me: I’m bout to blind that fat chick with my jizz

Him: oh blind whale

by Yung_virgin October 23, 2019

Sperm Whale

A fatty who likes to give blowies

That sperm whale’s cruising for some krill

by Knoxdewitt December 30, 2017

Orange Whale Owner

The one person on Earth that can make 99% of what comes out of his mouth a "cool story bro" story. Also has the capabilities of a chem god, but is too bogged down with stories that are deemed "cool stories," that his potential is flustered and dormant.

Orange Whale Owner: "I love wikipedia because I love telling cool stories bro. I love telling cool stories because I love wikipedia. Greatest revelation of my life."

Friend: "Cool story bro"

by ICECHART September 8, 2012

whaling

To utter a prolonged, inarticulate, mournful cry, usually high-pitched or clear-sounding, as in grief or suffering. Similar to wailing but this applies to fat, ugly leftards NPCs.

The whaling of the NPCs after Trump's victory is a sign of TDS.

by Mr T squared January 26, 2020

Homosexual Whale

An easily offended fat person who is most often gay.

Listen dude no offence but you were being such a homosexual whale back there

by Whalejokesatyou November 13, 2016