belgian waffles

tasty treats

belgian waffles those are some tasty treats

by stoutmemes March 18, 2018

banana waffles

just normal waffles served with bananas and cream, its great for breakfast, lunch or tea

emma: id love some banana waffles
scott: god damn so would I!

by scottimus June 18, 2006

boston waffle

When a lover defecates on another lovers chest. WITHOUT PERMISSION. Then pats down the feces with his buttox to make it into a flat surface. Then the man ejaculates on the feces which acts as the syrup.

That guy gave one hell of a Boston Waffle to that bitch!

by ColdShadow April 30, 2016

waffle dick

a dick that has been squished in a waffle iron for more pleasurable sex

"Dude I just did a waffle dick so hard last night"

by dickwaffler December 16, 2016

Waffle Mayo!

A way of saying ROFLMAO so that you don't sound like a facebook junkie.

Chris: Everyone laughed when I got a boner in P.E. today

Jack: Waffle Mayo!!!

by Waffle Mayo! October 23, 2010

winkie waffle

A feminine hygiene pad

The bathroom wastebasket was filled up with winkie waffles

by funkusmungus May 7, 2011

Waffle Nonsense

The language used largely by Caithness Folks but also used outside of the county. Generally gets stronger after large amounts of alcohol but can be heard used by sober people also. It is usally most prevelant on Friday and Saturday nights and can sometimes be confused with Rapid Chat.....

Waffle Nonsense is not malicious it is basically what it says on the tin!!

"Honestly How often is it the weekend?" = pain old waffle nonsense

"And then a deer jumped into the car so i jump oot and grap it in a head lock and pummeled the bugger! He'll no be trying to get a free lift from me again!" = Hero Waffle Nonsense

So then i couldnae stop laughing....why am i laughing.....please stop me laughing.....what was i talking about again.........AMSTERDAM! - Pure Waffle Nonsense!!

by Total Spacer May 24, 2010