by scottimus June 18, 2006
Get the banana wafflesmug. When a lover defecates on another lovers chest. WITHOUT PERMISSION. Then pats down the feces with his buttox to make it into a flat surface. Then the man ejaculates on the feces which acts as the syrup.
by ColdShadow April 30, 2016
Get the boston wafflemug. The language used largely by Caithness Folks but also used outside of the county. Generally gets stronger after large amounts of alcohol but can be heard used by sober people also. It is usally most prevelant on Friday and Saturday nights and can sometimes be confused with Rapid Chat.....
Waffle Nonsense is not malicious it is basically what it says on the tin!!
Waffle Nonsense is not malicious it is basically what it says on the tin!!
"Honestly How often is it the weekend?" = pain old waffle nonsense
"And then a deer jumped into the car so i jump oot and grap it in a head lock and pummeled the bugger! He'll no be trying to get a free lift from me again!" = Hero Waffle Nonsense
So then i couldnae stop laughing....why am i laughing.....please stop me laughing.....what was i talking about again.........AMSTERDAM! - Pure Waffle Nonsense!!
"And then a deer jumped into the car so i jump oot and grap it in a head lock and pummeled the bugger! He'll no be trying to get a free lift from me again!" = Hero Waffle Nonsense
So then i couldnae stop laughing....why am i laughing.....please stop me laughing.....what was i talking about again.........AMSTERDAM! - Pure Waffle Nonsense!!
by Total Spacer May 24, 2010
Get the Waffle Nonsensemug. by dickwaffler December 16, 2016
Get the waffle dickmug. During oral inter coarse, when a male ejaculates into a females mouth then she throws up and spits it out then sucks it up and swishes it around in her mouth then swallows it. The fluid created is waffle batter.
My girlfriend made that waffle batter last night. It was pretty nasty but she kept sucking it back up!
by Big baller 2000 January 18, 2016
Get the Waffle Battermug. To have vaginal sex. Simple, yes? Well, after about 6 pumps (being the male of course), you shove 4 sticks of dynamite up the woman's vagina. You threated to light them unless given what you want. You then force her on to the roof of a semi, and staple her feet to it while she is standing up. Next, you drive down the highway at approximately 75mph and drive under a bridge that is indeed taller than your semi, but shorter than your semi plus the woman. After the bridge, you insert your ballsack into her decapitated head and wear it around town. You will most likely end up starting a new trend, so you might as well love it now, for in a few months, all the new hipsters will be doing the same thing.
***NOTE: The female population may see a drastic drop.
***NOTE: The female population may see a drastic drop.
by Woobiefuck May 20, 2011
Get the Haunted Wafflemug. by Waffle Mayo! October 23, 2010
Get the Waffle Mayo!mug.