Turtle Sweater

The result of pooping into a condom and proceeding to engage in intercourse.

Don and I had a wonderful round of coitus last night! His turtle sweater kept things moist!

by wildslutangel May 16, 2011

Turtle Poncho

The Korean men had create the turtle ponchos. The turtle poncho was originally called the stone turtle. The stone turtles were shipped to places, and was soon referred as the turtle poncho.

Turtle ponchos were sold.

by Chancla Thrower is wrong February 20, 2019

Curious Turtle

A term used to described the moment a turd pops his head out for a look, then slips back in to ones anus

I was sat on the bog thinking it was a normal pooh when the curious turtle came out to play to tease me.

by Dirty Golfing Legend May 18, 2014

Turtle Food

slang term for Marijuana

hey man, you got any turtle food?

by Rob Sampson June 29, 2009

Turtle soup

To hurry up, move your ass.

Turtle soup, make it snappy.

by Lacefyt April 20, 2017

Turtle head

the head of a small animal known as a 'turtle'. Jesus, how obvious was that?

Billy went to the zoo and saw a turtle. Suprisingly, it had a head.

by Prof.Turtle August 31, 2005

Turtle Burger

The act of a circular steaming bowel movement generally produced after years of being a young asian(ish) male on valentines day who live in manchester. Most of them are known to float and swim around leaving a trail of brown sticky substance and stench behind it.

Raymond : Hey Danny, I'm making a turtle burger right now.

Danny : Dude that's fucking disgusting I'm trying to eat!

by The Housemate March 3, 2011