pick up your own napkin

Picking up your own napkin is when you can contort yourself in order to suck your own genitalia. This often involves having a couple of your ribs surgically removed. It refers to when you drop your napkin at the dinner table & have to bend over & get it without getting out of your chair

If you can't get a date just stay home & pick up your own napkin!
I decided to just stay home tonight and pick up my own napkin
My wife walked in and I was picking up my own napkin

by Neddy100 December 16, 2013

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pick dickle

The term you use when when you want to play with someone’s penis

Kelly: yea you see that hot guy over there? He’s a real pick dickle
Pam: no actually he’s kind of ugly I wouldn’t really like that

by Jimbo96 June 17, 2020

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DUNNO YOU PICK

QUITE LITERALLY THE SHITTEST ANSWER

1: WHAT DO I CHOOSE
2: DUNNO YOU PICK

3: FUCK YOU

by DOGHOTBUNCROSS March 18, 2023

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picking strawberries

a hardcore wanna-be dance. mostly done by donald gouge. this dance includes standing in one place while your legs seem to be playing hacky sack (or foot bag) and your arms are flailing about your head reachiong up to pick strawberries. yes i know strawberries dont grow in the air.

guy 1: hey bro lets go hardcore dancing in the living room!!

guy2: okay but picking strawberries is totally un neccesary

by chex March 19, 2008

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