Fastest Land Animal

A Cheetah (cheat-ah/cheater)

Guy 1: Hey dude where's your girl friend?
Guy 2: we broke up, I slept with another girl.
Guy 1: woah Your the fastest land animal

by Losahighus August 10, 2019

Not landing on the same rock

When you're just not on the same wavelength or the same thought pattern as someone else, and it is causing tension between you.
This is usually unintentional, and can be frustrating for both people.

Guy 1: "Dude, you're kinda getting on my nerves today"
Guy 2: "Sorry man, I'm not trying to do anything on purpose"
Guy 1: "It's alright, I think we're just not landing on the same rock"

by cavey123 March 17, 2022

Lunar Landing

The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.

I gave Kim Kardashian an lunar landing!

by Big Guy 1984 June 1, 2016

Icy Land

The first area in HyperRogue. Known for being really fucking boring. Utilizes a heat gimmick that retarded Icewolves can be messed up with.

Guy 1: Alrighty, just quartered Icy Land. Time to find another area.

Three random fucking Yetis that spawned at once:

by FlumberFan9448 September 9, 2023

physical land

Land, not the sea, something you can physically touch or stand upon.

Driving on physical land takes a lot longer than flying!

by KSB_in_sd January 20, 2025

Land boat

A boat on land that does nothing and is worthless.

Bro you're acting like and land boat

by Unidentifiable boob job May 22, 2020

spherical landing

A landing that is at least -200 fpm, but has a 2 or more g's

Spherical is on approach 31L KJFK
He floats
Spherical: ITS GONNA BE A FUCKING SPHERICAL LANDING

by -305fpm 6g's October 30, 2021