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fuzzy kitty surprise

1. The act of farting on or towards someone or something, quiet often in the facial area.
I was just sitting there, and that weinerhead just walked up and gave me a fuzzy kitty surprise!
by TinaWeina December 28, 2009
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kitty bear rug

A cat that flattens itself on the floor in such an extreme way that it looks like a limp, lifeless rug. Typically displayed when the cat is either avoiding work, playing dead, or simply indulging in maximum relaxation. Often an act of pure defiance or passive resistance, usually at the most inconvenient times.

In meme culture, kitty bear rug also refers to a moment of sabotage, especially in financial markets or social settings. When someone or something unexpectedly “pulls the rug” out from under a situation, often causing a crash or immediate downfall, much like the unpredictability of a cat going full rug-mode without warning.
"I tried to clean the living room, but my cat went full Kitty Bear Rug and now I can't move her."
"The token was looking good, then that one whale I trusted did a kitty bear rug and now everything’s in the red."
by ana_san November 20, 2024
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Stroking the kitty

When a male or female takes there hand and in a deep stroking motion massages and stimulates the females clitoris!!
I made my girlfriend squirt by intensly stroking the kitty!
by Denny's sexy play bunny💋 February 3, 2019
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Naw kitty

when Eric Cartmen ( From South Park) eats a pie pot
kitty meow
Eric Naw kitty it's my pie pot
by mnbjkl January 28, 2021
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Kitty Kat

Ketamine a mild anesthetic used legally on small animals and some human children

But was really developed to take Drugs ,Dirty Dancing and Pounding Techno music to another level ... really
YO Lillian, please be careful with that mutha fuckin Kitty Kat

Cause if you go into another K-hole you gonna be laying there in your trance while I get on another pussy and you gonna be STUCK watching me do that hot little kitty
by Phila-Jackhammer September 11, 2019
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Betty Kitty

Sam grufiks name for his girlfriend Bethany Weston. Sam grufik is the alpha and loves his big Betty kitty
Sam grufik: Hello my little Betty kitty
Betty kitty: h-hello my alpha swigma 👉🥺👈
by xCarmadilex October 2, 2024
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Hello Kitty Relationship

A relationship that looks like a heterosexual one to the unbeknownst, but is actually between two lesbians. Named after the satirical internet rumor that both Hello Kitty and Dear Daniel, who are claimed by Sanrio to be a straight couple, are actually two girls.
Penny: “People keep thinking I’m straight because I call Alex my boyfriend, but little do they know that she’s also a lesbian like me!”
Edwin: “Wow that sounds like a Hello Kitty relationship.”

“People keep thinking I’m straight because I constantly talk about having a boyfriend, but that “boyfriend” in question is actually a butch lesbian who likes being called a dude. I guess I’m in a Hello Kitty relationship.”
by chillzfundee March 3, 2025
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