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Blue Waffle It

Putting up a picture of the infamous "Blue Waffle" on a public computer (school, library etc.) and leaving it up for all to see.
Bro 1: Hey bro, are you thinking what im thinking about that computer?
Bro 2: Aw yeah man, we should totally blue waffle it!

Elderly Woman: Oooh look at those heavenly periwinkles - OH SWEET JESUS WHAT THE F***!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by MolestedPiñata January 21, 2011
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Blue Ladies

Possibly the best type of tab out there. it is blue, with an imprintation of a naked lady on the top. Blue ladies really fuck you up. only take one or you might OD

others include:
orange mario mushrooms
orange buddahs
purple crowns
pink doves
green guns
white playboys
dirty bunnies

etc, etc
Girl: Man i'm gettin some blue ladies tonight!

Guy: rreeaaallllyyy ;)
by stewwy stuaart February 22, 2009
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blue mouth

adj. Describing the mouth of a man or woman that has cured a man of blue balls.
Jeff got blue mouth after helping Erik with his "problem."
by Shpoiken April 29, 2005
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Midnight Blue

A color that is the epitomy of darkness at night.
He couldn't see through the midnight blue.
by KatedaGreat October 16, 2008
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blue motherfucker

A delicious beverage concocted from
3 oz Citron vodka
3 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
3 oz sweet and sour mix

Perfect for drinking once you have lost your job.
Boss: Hey, the company is closing down. You: Blue Motherfuckers for everyone!!!!
by BaddassMuthafuka October 28, 2008
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Blue Giro

An informer, on the police's payroll. Derived from the fact that payment comes in the form of a giro cheque, and that the police in England are sometimes called 'the blues'.
Yo chill out man, did you hear about Bobby? He's an informer, he's a blue giro man, chill out yeah!
by Facey_Moh October 11, 2010
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Blue Sandwich

A blue sandwich is when you are having sex with another person and you slide your butt cheeks over your partners mouth and then you "beat the meat" (masturbate) and then you "mayonnaise" or ejaculate all over the other persons stomach, and then you put the top bun (you) on and 69 the other partner making sure to get the mayonnaise on both sides of the bun and meat
"Me and Mikaela made a Blue Sandwich on Swedish Bread last night"

"Me and Mikaela made a Blue Sandwich on Swedish Bread last night"

"Want to try a Blue Sandwich tonight? its the special of the day"

"I made a blue sandwich last night with my girlfriend and trust me...it was the best sandwich i ever had"
by ScottyBoy22 February 24, 2010
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